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I used to run a humor blog built on the foundation of the humor column I wrote for the school paper in college. I’m reposting them here to save for posterity.

By admin / September 25, 2005

10. Dog Barf

I was reading Cicada's post called "Oh Brother..." yadda yadda. I was reminded of ditching my wife and our weekeng...

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By admin / September 18, 2005

9. How to blog and remain anonymous. By: Harold Bates

I am a semi-private individual--meaning, I like putting intimate details of my sorry life on the internet. What I don't...

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By admin / September 15, 2005

8. False Profit

So, I bet you are dying to hear the story of the false prophet I mentioned in the last post....

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By admin / September 14, 2005

7. More random funnies from the road:

#1 Real talk radio commercial: *bark, bark* "Pets need love JUST LIKE CHILDREN. Tying a pet up in the yard...

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By admin / September 13, 2005

6. Random funnies:

While I was inside a high school today, I heard the announcement: “Today the 7th/8th grade boys and girls soccer...

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By admin / September 13, 2005

5. Lair Conditioning

Last night my hotel room was a balmy 80 degrees inside. After turning the air conditioning down to 50 with...

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By admin / September 13, 2005

4. Hayseed in the Hizzouse!

Well, it was actually more like “Peculiar in the Plizzane;” he just had that—how you say—“gamey” flavor to him. I...

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By admin / September 8, 2005

3. What am I doing?

So I decide I want to write a blog and I set it all up, but now I have to...

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By admin / August 30, 2005

2. Red Heck

So today was an interesting sports evening. Tonight I went to a couple of sports contests in Columbia, Missouri. I...

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By admin / August 28, 2005

1. Karaoke Nightmare

First of all I need to inform you all that I do NOT participate in karaoke. Now that that's established,...

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