14. You are a deranged child

At a friend’s house last night.

What was said:

Friend #1 “Do like my halloween decorations?”

Friend #2 “It looks like kids did it.”

The way it sounded.

Friend #1 “Do like my halloween decorations?”

Friend #2 “It looks like some unstable children stopped by. You know, the ones with helmets. The decorations could have been placed by them, being deranged, in a haphazard fashion; but I’m guessing it was done by the inmate who escaped from the maximum security prison last night. The one whose mother beat him from infancy. I pity his poor soul.”

I just thought I’d share.

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