I used to run a humor blog built on the foundation of the humor column I wrote for the school paper in college. I’m reposting them here to save for posterity.
20. Dog Days of the School Year
As an animal disliker, I was extremely offended today when I walked into a public school building that had a...
Read More19. Most Curious Gentleman
We all hate cell phone drivers. Readers: “BOO. HISSSSS. This joke has been done to death by funny comedians like...
Read More18. Additional Evil Smells
I have forgotten to mention others of the smells that have plague my life: My wife Limpy has a laptop...
Read More17. Fish Bowl Hotel
So last night it was toasty and humid in my hotel room, so I turned on the air conditioner—which proceeded...
Read More16. Dost Thine Ear Offend Thee?
You know how we joke about people yelling at foreigners in hopes that somehow the words might become more clear?...
Read More15. A Better Mouse Trap
Last night as we were relaxing at my parents’ house, we heard a noise. My mom said, “Sounds like we...
Read More14. You are a deranged child
At a friend’s house last night. What was said: Friend #1 "Do like my halloween decorations?" Friend #2 "It looks...
Read More13. Loser billboards.
The governor of our fair state, Utah that is, is really rich. I don’t tell you this for the ‘gee-whiz’...
Read More12. Plane Stoopid.
Today my travels took me on a three-leg trip across the country. I normally don’t mind long trips, unless I...
Read More11. The Incredible Delete-able Mandible
I mentioned a couple of days ago that my brother, Chewy, was on the business end of a scalpel on...
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